Am I the only one who just doesn't get anywhere near enough god damn time on this god damn console?

No? Thought not - let's petition god and get him/her/it to add more time to the day without letting the government or workplaces know about it. Oh, and reduce sleep needed time to just 2 hours. Oh, and an off button for any distractions around the console area.

Any moderators or administrators who can get this started and sorted out asap - well, there's a whole 10 ms points innit for ya xx

Sure, here goes....

1) Get a divorce, this will prevent any needless nagging about how you "don't spent enought time together" and "You love the Xbox more than me". However be sure to have an old broken Xbox to give her in the divorce settlement as sh'ell make your 360 her first target, and as she'll only take it out of spite she won't realise it's broken.
2) Swap your full time job for part time. Don't give up work completely as you still have to fund your gaming addiction....Oh and don't forget to apply for tax credits to cover MS points.
3) Stock up on Energy Drinks, pro-plus & coffee.
4) Buy a full reclining chair with mini fridge this will save time travelling to redundant parts of your house like the bedroom & the kitchen.
5) Have a laptop handy for chating about games, game guides and of course porn......tissues may also come in handy.

Why do I get the feeling that some of these are factual Publik life statements?

You got a fridge and recliner ain't ya? Lol.

mutlien wrote:

Why do I get the feeling that some of these are factual Publik life statements?

You got a fridge and recliner ain't ya? Lol.

The fridge is very close and yep got a recliner

By the way 2 hrs sleep! That's plenty

You need to get your Mrs gaming Mutlien, then she won't mind you playing

SnarlingCandy wrote:

mutlien wrote:

Why do I get the feeling that some of these are factual Publik life statements?

You got a fridge and recliner ain't ya? Lol.

The fridge is very close and yep got a recliner

By the way 2 hrs sleep! That's plenty

You need to get your Mrs gaming Mutlien, then she won't mind you playing

Thanks for the advice but seriously....not only will hell house penguins, Miranda from ME2 will walk out of Publik's screen and whisk him away to some Vorcha paradise before Mrs Mut gets on the xbox lol

Although she does like the Kinect....but that's it...!

mutlien wrote:

SnarlingCandy wrote:

mutlien wrote:

Why do I get the feeling that some of these are factual Publik life statements?

You got a fridge and recliner ain't ya? Lol.

The fridge is very close and yep got a recliner

By the way 2 hrs sleep! That's plenty

You need to get your Mrs gaming Mutlien, then she won't mind you playing

Thanks for the advice but seriously....not only will hell house penguins, Miranda from ME2 will walk out of Publik's screen and whisk him away to some Vorcha paradise before Mrs Mut gets on the xbox lol

Although she does like the Kinect....but that's it...!

Lmao! I think he's had that dream about miranda

The kinect is fun. Shame our eldest broke ours don't go on it enough to justify getting a new one.